Happy Friendship Day 2014 Funny Images | Quotes

Happy Friendship Day 2014 Funny Images | Quotes

To an outsider, a crude joke between friends may seem offensive. You may wonder how friends can allow such indiscretion. What about self-esteem and dignity , you ask. However, you need to look deep into the core of friendship. 

When friendship is based on mutual trust, respect , and honesty , decorum and decency are merely superficial covers. True friends understand this at a subconscious level and don't feel threatened or insulted by their friends' humor. The bond of friendship has enough resilience to absorb such shocks -- some would argue that it grows stronger from it.

Ralph Waldo Emerson 

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. 

Lord Samuel 

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. 

Groucho Marx 

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. 

Erma Bombeck, Family: The Ties that Bind ... And Gag! 

Friends are "annuals" that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a "perennial" that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There's a place in the garden for both of them. 

Oscar Wilde 

A true friend stabs you in the front. 

Jim Hayes 

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. 

Ralph Waldo Emerson 

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. 

Christian Slater 

I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference? 

Malcom Bradbury 

I've noticed your hostility towards him... I ought to have guessed you were friends. 

Bronwyn Polson 

Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend! 

Groucho Marx 

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.' 

Groucho Marx 

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. 

Jerry Seinfeld, in The Bizarro Jerry 

Why would anybody want a friend? 

Jerry Seinfeld 

It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That's what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend. 

Erma Bombeck 

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. 

Anne Lindbergh 

Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces. 

George Carlin 

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. 

Bing Crosby 

There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.

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